Some people seek a massage to relax..... 
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“Some people seek a massage to relax in the company of a wafty angel-chaser. This will not happen with Jim. This is not what Jim does. However, if you have a muscular knot or milligram of tension, the Albion Court Strangler will find it and get it out of you. I don’t do any sport: aside from evenings as a stand-up comedian, I’m effectively a chair-plug, but every couple of weeks, I go to Jim to get fixed. It’s like being massaged by the Terminator: Jim cannot be killed, and he will absolutely not stop, ever, until the time you’ve booked is up, and after a brilliant night’s sleep you wake up feeling genuinely regenerated. Highly recommended.” 
Silky – Stand up comedian. 
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